Absolute Garbage: The Hitcher
The Hitcher, starring Trevelyan from Goldeneye, is probably the worst movie ever created. This guy picks his girlfriend up from college, and heads out onto the country road, only to find a hitchhiker that kills anyone that picks him up. The only cool part in this movie was the fact that the main character drove an Oldsmobile 442, and the girl was extremely good-looking. The movie actually had no point to it. No one knew WHY the hitcher liked to kill people. Maybe the director wants to leave the viewer guessing. Maybe he is just dumb.
The tagline of this movie is ‘Never Pick Up Strangers’. In my opinion, a better tagline would have been ‘Never Pick Up This Movie’. Please, PLEASE do not buy this movie, or even rent it, or even waste your time watching it. This is the biggest waste of time and money possible.
Rated: R for Ridiculous
Crab Rating: 0/10
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2 Responses to “Absolute Garbage: The Hitcher”
Extremely Horrible: Epic Movie
October 7th, 2007
I thought the moive was a very good action movie. you are being too harsh. explaining why a psycho killer kills people usually ends up sounding lame anyway, unknown is better. just ask hitchcock.
andy
October 9th, 2007
[…] had never thought there would have been a movie worse than The Hitcher, but it turns out it IS possible. Epic Movie has to be the worst film of the decade. I’m not […]