About the Crab

So why a crab, you might ask? Well, everyone knows that crabs are ’snappy’. I like to keep my movie reviews ’snappy’. No one wants to read a 5 page review on a movie. They just want to know if it was good. Trust me, if it isn’t good, I’ll tell you. If you do want a 5 page review, open up the newspaper. I don’t have the time to pick out every single solitary detail of a movie. “Oh, his yellow shirt really contrasted his personality. 5 thumbs down!” No, that’s not what we’re like here at Crab Studios. We’re straight up reviewers.

-King Crab